Financial Information Security Savvy

Do you shred your bank statements? With a strip cut shredder? Heavens no! They can piece that back together, and then they'll know that you spent all that money at Radio Shack and Taco Bell and Cashwise Liquor, you fucking loser. Diamond cut shredder, with credit card shredder and pencil sharpener features. Then douse the shreddings in Tabasco sauce and used coffee grounds, then bring the garbage bag out seconds before the garbage truck arrives. Pre-approved credits card offers should be stir fried and coated in beer batter, and buried in the hobo cemetary under the full moon.