So today I was picking up whackly's wii at the mall today. Anyway, best part was when the chick asked me if I wanted 'security' to walk me back to my car with it. I said, with my usual skill at talking, "Is that....like..... a thing?" By which I meant, huh? Am I going to be robbed? No, I didn't require an escort to my car. No one even tried to rob me.
Whackly was in Wisconsin with his family and he would have like died or something if he couldn't get the Wii sooner, so he gave me the reciepts. And he repaid the favor by giving me a christmas stocking filled with jam and explosives.
Kabooom!!! Nothing sez holidays like jam and explosives!
ReplyDeleteI know! I would love to drop an m-80 in one of the jars of jam, but it's good jam and I'd just lose an eye anyway.
ReplyDeletethere are three jars or pomegranate blueberry jelly... to tell you the truth, although it is very tasty, it might really be more fun to blow up one of them... maybe punch a hoe in the lid..... put the firecrackers inside, and run the fuse out through the hole... light and get clear... perhaps you could even surround the explosion with a cube of small canvases and let the explosion create 6 matching works or art for you... let it dry a couple of days, some spray sealer or shelac over the top.. GTG.. anyway.. i still owe you big for doing that for me... my mome would have cried if i'd have told her i had to leave earlier so i could make it back home before the mall closes.
ReplyDeleteSorry but I have no idea what a Wii is. What the hell is it.
ReplyDeletejumper... you have kids! how do they not know about the wii!? if they know, i would think you'd know cause they'd be chanting "can we have a wii, mom?" in unison over and over and over. perhaps they've not mentioned the wii because they've been seduced by the ps3. remind them... sony is evil.. nintendo is benevolent. hippies are cooler than nazis for the same reason the wii is cooler and than the ps3
ReplyDeleteSo, in short, it's a new video game system.
ReplyDeleteoh boy! funny.
ReplyDeleteand thanks for asking that question jumper.