Researchers followed psychotics through the voting process in 2004 and found a “correlation between the severity of a person’s psychosis and their preferences for president. The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush,” according to Bush’s hometown newspaper.
Can you believe it? Yeah, I guess so. I don't know, it's not exactly a mindblowing revelation. There always seems to be a new study out that purports to empirically prove the stupidness of America. No wonder so much of the right wing doesn't trust intellectuals.
Wonkette, Gawker and Defamer not only give you all the important news and pictures of icky celebrities partially naked that you could ever want, they can also help build your vocabulary. For instance, adding -tard to the end of any word instantly heps up your writing. Celebutard, yuptard, cracktard. See how awesome that is? Also, just look at how many variations there are on the humble douche bag: Douché (rhymes with touché), douchoiserie (douche plus bourgeoisie of course)... I don't know, lots of others.
I'm tired.
'The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush'
ReplyDeleteGotta love it. Like you said, not a big surprise, yet still hilarious in its truth. Such a simple statement with so much meaning.
doucheiousie (sp).. hilarious
ReplyDelete...only, the crazies thought they were voting for Papa Bush.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to tip your servers.
Personally I like douchetard and fucktard. Though I don't generally condone the "tard" suffix. It hurts the feelings of 'tards.
ReplyDeleteJeremy, I know! It's so wrong. So funny.
ReplyDeleteFaux, they also actually call him Papa Bush. It's true.
i think i blogged about an especially stupid guy i worked with for a while at my sis' furniture store, who i called ricktard. i like it still, to this day. even after finding out that he really can't help a lot of his stupidness cuz he was in an accident that made him unable to remember the order of tasks to follow to accomplish a said task. like, honestly, he is a damaged man. and i feel a lil bad, but not enough to not call him ricktard.
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