Headline: "Ice coats nation's midsection." Not sure why it's so funny.
From a story about a local dance show: "The afternoon show combined the maic energy of a Robin Williams concert with the perkiness of Kelly Ripa as the girls smiled and shook to the beat of blaring music." Ok, writer, we get it. You hated it. You probably even hated the little 3 year old ballerinas, you black-hearted bastard.
There is nothing else funny in the paper today; they stopped carrying Cathy long ago. Har dee har har.
i go pee pee standing up
ReplyDeleteThat first headline makes me imagine an obese man wearing a cartoonish U.S. map with his rotund belly draped in an icicle belt.
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