Monday, August 22

Everything is louder today. Is that possible?

Has anyone tried Green Goodness juice by Bolthouse Farms? Tastes like a Fruit Rollup, with apple, kiwi and banana (this ssss is bananas: B-A-N-A-N-A-S) being the dominant fruit flavors. Then you read the rest of the ingredients as you contemplate the very greenness of its goodness: chlorella, wheat grass, odorless garlic, spirulina, other stuff. Delicious. Delightful. Delovely. So now I'm superhealthy. Somebody recommended wheat grass as an excellent hangover cure, if you really must know, and Green Goodness was her recommendation as a half-assed but tastier substitute.

Good link:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Under the Patriot Act, we don't have to tell you that.

4 comments:

  1. Try drinking your own urine. guaranteed to relief any kind of hangover. This is scientifically proven. honest

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  2. OK I'm deleting 9 spams. Poopy indeed. No hangover today!

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  3. And a hangover is temporary. I'm not drinking my own urine. You go right ahead.

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  4. Or anyone else's! Just thought I'd make that clear.

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